on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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