I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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