I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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