i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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