i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
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