So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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