4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
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