I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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