i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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