at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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