margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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