honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
We are two peas in an std pod
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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