Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
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