It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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