Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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