i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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