We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
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