okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Found your dick twin last night
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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