i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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