You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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