I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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