so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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