Whoa Z and x make the same sound
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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