I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I just want nice things and good sex
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
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