i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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