it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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