I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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