I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Sorry my hands just texted you
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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