i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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