Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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