I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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