Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I need to sanitize my soul.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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