I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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