The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
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