he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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