I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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