Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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