Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
cat food counts as protein by the way
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Everclear isn't food dammit
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Success! We fucked roommates!
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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