we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Randomize
