But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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