Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I am midnight drunk by noon
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
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