Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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