On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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