do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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