So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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