omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
i just google imaged poop.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
