this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
