ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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