just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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