I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Randomize