why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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