don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
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