C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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