dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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