I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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